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Solutions, Not Resolutions

Now that we’re a few days in to the new year—how are those resolutions going? We won’t depress you with the statistics about how many of us have already bombed on our goals for 2017, but if you’re like most of us, chances are those resolutions won’t last.  Just for kicks, we thought we’d share a few of our favorite funny New Years Resolutions with you:


My New Year’s resolution is simply to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016.

My New Year’s resolution is that donuts have no calories.

My New Year’s resolution is to write out everything I did last night and at the beginning add the word “stop.”


New Years Resolutions can be tricky. The number one resolution, year after year, is to lose weight. January is a hard time to give up your favorite comfort foods and soothing drinks. The weather is terrible, you’re tired of the slush and cold, and you’ve got the post-holiday blues. February is even worse…yet we’re supposed to stick with our new goals for an entire year!

The second most popular resolution almost every year has to do with saving money. Again, who wants to skimp and cut corners during the gloomiest months of the year? However, when it comes to smart financial choices, we’ve got some recommendations.

Your home is your biggest investment. This year, instead of resolutions, protect your home with the very best solutions. Here at Green Pest Control, we offer the very best in affordable, effective, and environmentally friendly pest control solutions. Our professional and friendly service experts will come to your home, assess any problem areas, and recommend the best treatment plan for you. Having regular treatments will create a protective barrier around your home, protecting your biggest investment from potentially very expensive future problems.

The best part? You don’t have to do a single thing except pick up the phone. Call today, and resolve to let Green Pest Control be part of your New Year’s Solutions.